Отклонения, лирически и прозаически
Столичанин Livin' in the Capital
Румънеца и Енчев Rumanetsa and Enchev

Ooop, here I come!

Red lantern – wonder if I should get in,
I’m so hungry, but it looks like dog meat...
Got meself a jacket, says it’s 100% leather…
Told me it’s a Versace – such an ass they made me…
I ain’t lettin’ you inside my home wearing dis Adibas,
I come from a village but I know whass cool in fashion…
Ye, see ya, hav’to go now – profit’s waitin’ for me!
Dis sweater, wait-a-minute, don’t look like imported…
Dis ain’t diesel, it’s petrol! Don’t think I’m stupid!
Dese Chinese, they’re cool folks (yeaa-hau!)
I call him names; he thinks I’m speakin’ to him.
Dis a tuner or a home cinema?
Gimme some action, gimme some drama… gimme some home-made wine!
Dis subwoofer don’t seem to be boostin’ da bass…
I come from a village but I know whass cool in electronics…

R:
A big city – big people,
Just to get here once, that’s where my shoe pinches…
A big city – crammed with goodies,
So many cars – turns me power down…
A big city – big filth.
Don’t matter! I'll do my trade here.
A big city – crammed with junkies.
Don’t matter – I want my grandsons to be true inhabitants of the capital.

Barter, say you? Cool! Gimme three, I’ll give you two!
Got some weed? I'll swap it for some coffee.
Eat rice and then call for an encore,
My GP looks a lot like Azis.
Eats and drinks shams, but he don’t give a shit…
Dis Pierre Cardin you did’nt buy from here.
Dis birdy looks you got, you might’ve got the bird-flu
What chicken brains has dis chick got to drive that jeep?
Chinese restaurants, Chinese shops, I could spend here fifty years.
Good thing I came here, to see the world – I don’t wanna hear nuttin' 'bout returning home!
Nicky told me I wuz gonna get rich,
I come from a village but I’m gonna live in the city.
I’m gonna live ‘ere, dat's paradise for me.
I swept an old restitute yesterday in da tram.

R:
 
Baaa-baaaaa…
 
A big city – big people.
Where’s your square, man?
A big city - crammed with goodies.
How’d ya get to da airport?
A big city – big filth.
Gimme a doner kebab!
A big city – crammed with junkies.
I wanna have one ayran!
A big city – big people.
Mista policeman, how do I get back home?
A big city - crammed with goodies.
How do ya get inside dis shop?
A big city – big filth.
There’s bread, but seems you ran out of nails?
A big city – crammed with junkies.
When’s your city fair?